Knee-Deep in the Boxes

It handles the demons of self‑storage.

Legacy software has the run of Floor 1. Arrows walk and turn, A and D strafe, space fires the tape gun. Uninstall everything — the elevator won’t move until you do.

Ready when you are.

Somebody installed legacy software on this floor. Fax machines. Terminals. A filing cabinet that moves. You have a tape gun.

Start moving

↑↓ walk · ←→ turn · A D strafe · space fires · M sound